Cheater

"Ruby Woo, if you put this much energy, thought, and creativity to studying instead of cheating, you'd be the smartest girl in school" 

- One of my high school teachers

When I was in middle school and up to high school, I used to cheat in my exams. I never opened a book. I never studied unless I was forced to by my father after his threats. I used to be the godfather of cheating. Every technique a person can think of, I already tried them. Bored of these old methods of cheating, I came up with new ones. Girls used to come up to me asking me to help them with cheating.

I'll share with you a few of my cheating techniques:

1. The usual writing on thighs. This is one of the easiest around cause whenever a teacher orders you to lift your skirt to see the writings, you can always use the excuse that it's a "3awra" mayjooz. I took advantage of writing on my skin. I even wrote things between my fingers. I used to come back home covered in writings. This one time I wrote things on the palm of my hand and went back home, I slept and when I woke up, my face was covered with prints of my handwriting.
2. Writing on teeny tiny papers aka barasheem. These are also easy but you have to be quick in case someone catches on to you. Hehe once during finals barshamt all the quran and a7adeeth for imti7an il deen and my teacher came to me so I panicked and swallowed them. I don't know what's worse, cheating with Quran or actually eating it? Going to hell rawasi staghfarallah. 
3. Hiding the barasheem inside the pens. Get a normal pen and empty it from the inside and just roll the birshama in, in which you can read it without having to take it out. 
4. I also used to write everything on my chest. One glance down and you got your answers. 
5. I used to bring in a bottle of water and I stick my birshama behind the sticker. If the bottle is full, they can't see the birshama. So I just drink up the water halfway through the exam and just copy it at the end. I throw the bottle at the way out.
6. I would also write on my sleeve and fold it once to hide it. I'd just pretend to be adjusting my sleeves if I needed help. 
7. I once used a tiny tape recorder to record Quran. I used one piece of the headphones and covered it with my hair. This is to be done at the beginning cause it's hard to rewind or forward. 
8. I used to tease my hair and spray it with hairspray to get it to stiffen up to hide a few of my barasheem since I'm out of places in my pockets or pencil case. 
9. Last but not least, as my friend once said, "Woo you can just use your giraffe skills to mooch off answers from others" LOL so true! 

There you have it. This is what I used to do during exams. I was never afraid of getting caught, I was actually pretty good at it. Of course now that I'm in college, I wouldn't dare do any of the above. I shifted my energy to actually studying which is MUCH more better. 

P.S For those of you still in school, don't cheat!