Monday, September 8, 2008

Bad Breath

This is one of those disgusting posts but I can't help it so I just had to get it off my chest. This is how it started:

Person: Hala walla shlonich?
Me: Walla i'm good and u?
Person: Haaa shlonich ma3a rmithan? (please emphasis on the HAA)
Me: Not bad. (I got up to get away while still breathing from my mouth instead of my nose cause the odor that was coming from that person's mouth was unbelievable)


The more that person says Haaa or Hala Wallaa or just merely breathing in my face, I seriously felt like dying from bad breath! Ohh and you know what makes it worse? That people with bad breath come up to me and whisper something. That just KILLS me :(


What causes bad breath?
- Not drinking enough water. (The drier the mouth, the more prone it is for bad breath)
- Not brushing your teeth daily
- Smoking (Guys!!! Walla do you know how many times I avoid talking to smokers because of their breath? Again chew gum after, my brother does that and it works)
- Bacteria in your mouth (that results in lack of brushing teeth and flossing)


Food that causes bad breath:
- Dairy products, i.e. Cheese, Milk (always chew gum after)
- Coffee (Listen up coffee drinkers, ALWAYS pop a breath mint after drinking a cup of coffee or else just stay the hell away from me)
- Onion, Garlic and food that has hal 7amsa i.e. KABAB or shawarma


Enough is enough.. I'm a tough girl (i think) but the only thing I can never stand is bad breath! So since you can't smell your own breath, huff away in your sister or brothers face and let them tell you if you REEK of bad breath. ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS, pop breath mints in your mouth or chew gum! Drink lots and lots of water to keep your mouth salivated.

If you are not willing to do that.. then I suggest you staple your mouth shut and do us all a favor cause mali khilg a6ee7 ghashyana again from BAD BREATH!


P.S Since I take morning classes, I advice you fellow students to keep a smint or chewing gum in hand to keep that breath of your f-f-f-fresh ;)

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

111111111111sssssssssstttttttttttttttttt


khal agra :P

Anonymous said...

i'll make sure to tell ur husband :P

loooool .. wala 7adech met'azma meskeeena :P

kan 3ende shay thani agola bs neseet :P

jooj said...

a555eeeeee bad breathe 9j ygaref :/ wala law yjeech professor besa3dch ib shay w shwy w byg3d ib 7a'6nch w his breath mo5ala6 coffee 3ala di5an 3ala alf malyon 3illa :s waaaa3 allah y3eenich

sugar said...

YES!!! a7ayeeeeeeeech!

├ƓɧαɗσσƦ┤™ said...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaai3 rubyooooo mawtho3ech jedan 7asas lol :p

ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...

9a7 lsanich rubyyyyy!! :D

Delicately Realistic said...

Aaaaah thats my pet peeve....ive written numerous posts complaining about this.....sa3at a7is widi amoooot min ilree7a bs na at7amal wallah....i dont mind body odour as much as bad breath....ma at7amal ma at7amal !!

http://q8serenity.blogspot.com/2007/02/move-away-youre-blocking-my-oxygen.html

bownarrow said...

LOL! I brush my teeth religiously! Thank God.. I just can't take bad breath :S

lol.. poor you!

Ruby Woo said...

Anony:
In yeetay marra thanya first o lail7een mu garya il post yawailich..

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Jooj:
Don't get me started on the professors, lol ew coffee breath.

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Sugar:
wi7ayeech!

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Ghadoor:
Waay shasawi ya3ni li7looj il khaysa ib wayhi matabeeni afathfeth ili fe gulbi?

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Dandoon:
6ool 3omri 9a7 lsani ;p

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Delicate:
Omg ME TOO! I'd rather be stuck with someone with BO but not bad breath.

Ruby Woo said...

Archie:
lol I know poor me ;(

and good for you for taking care of your breath!

Anonymous said...

haw 3ashan i make sure im 1st :P

hobrech fe nas shaghlat'hom ebawgon amaken

Missy said...

uffff eeee bil thab6! el mo9eeeba enech matgdreeen etgoleen lehum ena they have bad breath! :@

Slai7e6 said...

i always say it straight to their faces .
you should do that and save urself alot of time and pain =p

Slai7e6 said...

i always say it straight to their faces .
you should do that and save urself alot of time and pain =p

Um Mit3ib said...

sh7aga lazga ib wayha haa???
etghazleeen?

K.D said...

master woo.. you breathe with the mouth when you talk to a bad breath?!
so you basiclly get the smelly stuff in your mouth!
why not just hold your breath for a while!!

OMG!!.. who are you?!
i need soem ID.. i'm not buying it.. you are not master woo that i know!

..::Amu::.. said...

tell me about it ewwwww :s

Anonymous said...

Ramadhan .. the season of bad breath :P There is no solution to this problem in this month ;/

KTDP said...

people are pigs .... and fasting brings out the worse in them .... You should see the state people come to hospital in (even when it's not ramadan).... smells like somebody crawled between their tonsils and died .....

Princess said...

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3! my god!! gum gum gum all the way walla ana min kither ma i brush my teeth and care abt my dental hygiene biy9eer a new marath min that! over-brushing-iosis or something, madre but its something i cant stand!!

Hamitaf La B said...

Its the worst in ermithan.... eff... at work everyone has bad breath... okay the majority....
but it is baaaaaaaaad!!

Adrenaline said...

I don't usually have a bad breath but i brush my teeth in the morning even in ramadan,

anamethystworld said...

I have a friend who's obsessed with that. So, I know this lecture by heart;p

There's a point you forgot to mention: Not brushing teeth Ramadan mornings;\

Skinny Bumblebee said...

3ayal ram`6aan shloon AHAHAHA? mo il nas 9ayma. buwahahaha.

Psst. i dont think mint efa6er. ;p

Big Pearls said...

Bad breath is very common. If you can't identify the cause you should check with your dentist. an ENT specialist, and a GI specialist.

FourMe said...

like ewwwwwww... but i agree its horrible :/

A Journal Entry said...

i suffer from a bad odor at work.. but body odor mo bad beath!! wallah if i came and this person is standing somewhere near my cubicle it stinks for almost 15 min after this person is gone =(

i wonder if they know about it?! or they don't smell it?!

Shaykhoon said...

Hahaha;p 7emday rabech its not the lady ele et7efeen 3endaha! Welmoshkela etsolef!

shoosha said...

waaaaaaaai3!!!! e33333333333333!

lay3a chabdi!

i6farti i6farti i6farti i6farti bad breath!

Music, Happiness, Love said...

loool this craked me up;p

blah said...

ermuthan=bad breath!
thank god i start college ba3ad al3id ;p

Charmbraclet said...

lool e walla!! Fe ppl dnt brush w they talk wela china..in my head I'll be thinking..' awal shay ur teeth loook horrible w ashkara u didn't brush in the morning b4 u came here w thani shay ur breath stiiinks!!! Dammmn!:p
-N

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Ruby Woo said...

Anony:
o mashalla 3alaich maska hal mokan ;p

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Missy:
I KNOW!! How do you expect me to tell someone, dude ur breath stinks?

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Slai7e6:
lol it's embarrasing.

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um mit3ib:
chakaiteeni ;p

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K.D:
You want ME to hold my breath for 15 minutes? Do you want your master Woo to die?

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Amu:
Tell me about it ;/

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Anonymous:
Don't remind me! People in Ramadan stop brushing their teeth. *yekhh*

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KTDP:
I can never imagine what you're going threw. Yeew!

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Princess:
Good for you for taking care of your dental hygine!!

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Hamitaf:
Allah y3eenich ;p

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Adrenaline:
I don't know why people stop brushing their teeth during ramadan. Ya3ni is it something religious?

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Amethyst:
I still don't get why people stop brushing their teeth in Ramadan!

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Bee:
Eff I know ;/

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Big Pearls:
I know people don't realize that bad breath can sometimes be caused by a medical problem bas kila malhom khilg.

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FourMe:
lol adri

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JE:
Unfortunately, they can't smell themselves

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Shaykhoon:
Ooooh la I got that before that's why I started plucking them at home.

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Shoosha:
3an il dala3 yalla

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Music:
hehe ;p

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Blah:
Thank god!!

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Charm:
Eww I know, bad teeth are a prerequisite for bad breath.. Oh and btw, I liked your old nickname better!

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Omtantoo7:
Matshoofeen il dentists i7i6oon this mask on their nose and mouth?

Sh7afana said...

ewwwwwwwww

Balqees said...

so imagine this with me ok

ur married
living happy with ur hubby

than he wants to kiss u with his stinky breath


woooow

how sweet :P


but on another seirous not

PPL BRUSH UR FREAKING TEETH

don't they know not to mess with the "woo" :P

Mona said...

LOL @ Balqees :P
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Y3a9booni elnass elli ma yfarshoon asnanhom brama'9an :( Elna'6afa min il Eman!

pinkest pout said...

ewwwwww akrah shay!! :X i haven't been too shy to offer them a mint or a piece of gum if i know i must face them for awhile >,<

cruxine said...

I hear you!
But coffee breath? I love coffee breath! If you love coffee then you must love coffee breath :D

There was this really nice girl at a point of my life whom I would have befriended had she not had the WORST BREATH EVER. ALL THE TIME. EVERY DAY.

Ruby Woo said...

Sh7afana:
;p

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Balqeesa:
Don't remind me. lol my biggest fear is to get marry a guy with bad breath.

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Mona:
Yeah exactly!!! I don't get it.

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Pink Pout:
You make it look easy but it's not. How can I delicatley offer my professor a breath mint without insulting him?

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Crux:
No no no! Coffee breath is not lovable. After drinking a cup of coffee you're mouth smells funky, EVEN for coffee addicts. lol you're just weird!

la senora lolitta said...

Oh God
me too i can't bear any bad breath